The 10 Worst Things to Say to a Woman
According to a new survey, these are the 10 WORST things you can say to a woman:
1. Asking "When's the baby due?" . . . when she's NOT pregnant. 26% of people said this is the worst thing you could say.
2. Answering "Yes" when she asks if her butt looks big. 17%.
3. "You look tired." 13%.
4. "Calm down." 12%.
5. "Do you need help parking?" 11%.
6. "You look more like your mother every day." 8%.
7. "I told you so." 5%.
8. "How much did you pay for that hairdo?" 4%.
9. "Should you be eating that?" 3%.
10. "Don't you have some vacuuming to do?" 1%.
A Chinese Man Almost Died After He Put an Eel in His Rectum . . . and It Gnawed Through His Colon
This story comes from Guangdong, China. Apparently, a 39-year-old man there recently got drunk, and thought it would be a good idea to put a LIVE 20-inch EEL in his NO-GO HOLE.
He managed to get it in there . . . but it didn't STAY in there. The eel started GNAWING THROUGH HIS COLON, and into his body. That caused massive internal bleeding, and the man needed emergency surgery.
Amazingly, doctors were able to save his life . . . and the EEL'S life too. There's no word on the man's condition now.
A Woman Choked Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Stop Singing the Song "Thrift Shop"
On Saturday night, 26-year-old Lars Hansen of Longmont, Colorado was celebrating his birthday with his 23-year-old girlfriend, Samantha Malson.
They got drunk, and around midnight, Lars laid down on the couch and started playing the song "Thrift Shop". And he KEPT playing it . . . and singing it . . . over and over and over. Samantha says she asked him to stop 25 TIMES, and he didn't.
So finally . . . she started CHOKING HIM OUT. She told the cops, quote, "He just annoyed me. I grabbed him around the throat. I did it for intimidation."
She was arrested for harassment and domestic violence.