Pisces and Gemini are the Zodiac Signs Most Likely to Cheat on You . . . Scorpio and Libra are the Most Loyal:

 

 

The website AshleyMadison.com analyzed their members' birthdays to figure out which zodiac signs have signed up for their site the most . . . and therefore, which zodiac signs are associated with people looking to CHEAT.

 

 

For men, the zodiac sign with the most cheaters is PISCES.  Aquarius is number two and Cancer is number three.

 

 

The men who are LEAST likely to cheat are Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Libra.

 

 

For women, the zodiac sign with the most cheaters is GEMINI.  Aries is number two and Virgo is number three.

 

 

The women who are least likely to cheat are Libra, Scorpio, and Taurus. 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A Man Tries to Shoot Off His Wedding Ring During a Fight . . . and Ends Up Just Blowing Off His Finger:

 

 

Earlier this month, 31-year-old Alfredo Malespini of Bradford, Pennsylvania got into a drunken fight with his wife over his AFFAIR.

 

 

And during the fight, Alfredo wanted to take off his wedding ring . . . but couldn't get it off his finger.  So he switched to Plan B, which was . . . grabbing his GUN and SHOOTING the ring off his finger.

 

 

Believe it or not, that turned out poorly.  Alfredo ended up blowing off most of his finger . . . but amazingly, the ring STAYED ON the MANGLED STUMP that was left.

 

 

He was taken to the hospital.  There's no word on whether the doctors were able to reattach or repair his finger.

 

 

Alfredo was also arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and reckless endangerment.  He'll make his first court appearance next week. 

 

(Huffington Post

 

 

 

 

 

A Woman Honks at a Driver Doing 40 on the Highway . . . Who Responds by Shooting at Her:

 

 

Last Wednesday, around 4:00 P.M., a 39-year-old woman from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania was driving on the freeway . . . and got stuck behind a SUV only going 40 miles-an-hour in the fast lane.  So the woman HONKED.

 

 

The woman driving the SUV flipped her off, sped up . . . then got into the right lane and slowed down.

 

 

And as the 39-year-old drove past the SUV, the SUV driver pulled out her GUN and FIRED at the woman's car.  Then she sped off.

 

 

The 39-year-old was fine . . . but her car had a BULLET HOLE in the back passenger door.  She didn't get the SUV's plate number, she just saw it was a New Jersey plate.  Police are trying to track down the shooter. 

 

 

(Bethlehem Patch)