Stupid Photo of the Day: Iceland Air Duct Taped a Drunk Passenger To His Seat:
A photo has been circulating around of a passenger who was DRUNK and OUT-OF-CONTROL on an Iceland Air flight . . . so the crew DUCT TAPED him to his seat.
The plane was actually headed from Iceland to JFK Airport in New York, and when it landed, the guy was arrested.
A Stripper Assaults Two Guys and Blames It On Being a Reality Show Host, a Federal Agent, and a Performance Artist?
Last Wednesday, a 25-year-old stripper named Arlene Mena in Hallandale Beach, Florida, was out in the street drunk and smashed a driver's side mirror and spit in his face, then assaulted a guy who tried to hold her back.
And since that happened, Arlene has offered up three reasons for what she did.
#1.) Before the cops came, she claimed she was a REALITY SHOW HOST, and the whole thing was being filmed for a hidden camera show. It was not.
#2.) Then she told people she was a FEDERAL AGENT working for the mayor of Hallandale Beach.
#3.) And at her bond hearing, she told the judge she was a PERFORMANCE ARTIST, and the entire thing was a performance art piece.
Somehow, no one bought ANY of those excuses. Arlene is facing battery and criminal mischief charges.
An 18-Year-Old Jokes About His Drunk Driving Hit-and-Run on Facebook, And is Promptly Arrested:
Around 1:00 A.M. on New Year's Day, 18-year-old Jacob Cox-Brown of Astoria, Oregon was driving DRUNK. He sideswiped two parked cars, fled the scene, and went home.
At which point, of course, he decided to post about it on Facebook. He wrote, quote, "Drivin' drunk . . . classic. [Winking face]. But to whoever's vehicle I hit I am sorry."
One of his Facebook friends saw that and forwarded it to the cops. They arrested him later that day on two counts of failing to perform the duties of a driver.
He wasn't charged with drunk driving because the Facebook post isn't enough evidence to prove he was legally drunk at the time.