Astronauts and Spies are the Happiest Workers in the U.S. Government:
The website BestPlacesToWork just released the results of their annual survey ranking the best places to work in the federal government.  NASA came in first, with 72.8% happy employees.  The Intelligence agencies came in second, at 70.8%.
Those also happen to be the two agencies that got the best scores for HIGHEST PAY, best work-life balance, and, one more time, HIGHEST PAY.
The least happy workers are in . . . the Department of Homeland Security, at 52.9% happiness.  The Department of Veterans Affairs came in second, at 56.7%.
Those also happen to be the two agencies that got the worst scores for pay and work-life balance. 

A 22-Year-Old is Caught Stealing an Inflatable Adult Miley Cyrus Doll:

Yeah, this guy is NEVER going to live this down.

On Tuesday, 22-year-old Benjamin Greene was in Spartanburg, South Carolina and went to a Spencer's Gifts store.  He decided to try to shoplift an INFLATABLE ADULT LOVE DOLL.  That's embarrassing enough.

But the specific blow-up doll makes it WAY worse.  The doll is called "Finally Mylie" . . . and it's modeled after MILEY CYRUS.

The doll is unauthorized, of course.  They spell Miley "M-y-l-i-e," and the box art features a woman who looks a LOT like Miley holding a guitar.  The box also promises that the doll has, quote, "three achey love holes."

Benjamin was caught taking the doll out of the box and putting it in his coat.  He was arrested for misdemeanor shoplifting.  If he'd been willing to BUY the doll, Spencer's was selling it for only $19.99. 

Three Things Guys Think Women Hate About Them, Even Though They Don't:

Some guys spend a lot of time trying to adapt to what their wives and girlfriends want.  But according to a recent article on Match.com, you don't have to worry so much.

#1.)  That Men Don't Talk Much.  According to one expert, you just have to be a good LISTENER and make a lot of eye contact.  Women apparently don't care if you're that talkative . . . because it lets THEM talk.  

#2.)  Body Hair.  This one kind of depends on age.  But once girls get past the Justin Bieber phase, most of them actually LIKE a hairy chest.

The Zoological Society of San Diego did a study, on HUMANS not animals.  And they think body hair subconsciously makes women think you're healthy . . . and maybe that you're capable in the SACK too.

#3.)  Your Obsession with Electronics.  They might make fun of you for it or complain every now and then.  But according to the founder of dating site YourTango.com, they secretly RESPECT you for it.

One reason is, being passionate about almost ANYTHING is sexy.  And it also makes you look INTELLIGENT . . . even when you're pulling your hair out trying to set up your wi-fi.