45% of Meetings Accomplish Nothing:
A new survey of upper-level executives, managers, and supervisors found they admit 45% of meetings accomplish NOTHING.  That means four out of every nine meetings are just wasting everyone's time.
BUT . . . a HUGE majority of the people surveyed swore that the meetings THEY run are NEVER a waste of time.  90.4% of the people surveyed say they run useful, efficient meetings.
Only 16% of the people in the survey say they don't attend ENOUGH meetings. 

A College Football Coach Left One School to Take a Job at Another . . . in the Middle of a Dinner With Recruits: 

Until this past weekend, 58-year-old Tommy Tuberville was the football coach at Texas Tech.  On Friday night, he took three high school players to dinner to try to recruit them for next year.     

And one of the players asked Tommy how long he expected to stay at the school.  He'd asked the coach that same question at EVERY school he'd visited . . . since college coaches tend to leave for better jobs pretty frequently.

Tommy told him he'd been coaching for more than 10 years, and that he'd recruited Ray Lewis . . . who's a star player for the Baltimore Ravens now.  If you're thinking that's not really much of an answer to the question . . . you're right.

A few minutes later, Tommy excused himself from the table . . . and NEVER came back. 

Instead, Tommy flew to the University of Cincinnati and was introduced as their new coach the NEXT day. 

Two Guys in Ohio Got in a Fight, One Went All 'Maneater' on the Other's Face . . . and Their Names Are Hall and Oates:
On Sunday night, 40-year-old Scott Hall of Norwalk, Ohio was in his garage watching football when his 48-year-old neighbor Roger Oates came over, drunk.
Then . . . HALL and OATES started BRAWLING, one-on-one.  Apparently Oates wanted Hall to testify on his behalf in a court case, and Hall couldn't go for that, so they had beef.
During the fight, Oates channeled his MANEATER side . . . and BIT a chunk of skin over Hall's left eye.
Oates was arrested and charged with felony assault.  Hall wasn't arrested, but he was treated at a local hospital. 
A Woman is Busted Smuggling Three Pounds of Cocaine in Her New Breast Implants:
For a few fleeting moments, this woman had the BEST BREASTS IN THE WORLD.  They were firm, gigantic, AND had the ability to make you temporarily feel like you were on top of the world.
Yesterday, authorities in Barcelona, Spain busted a woman traveling in from Bogota, Colombia . . . with THREE POUNDS OF COCAINE in her NEW BREAST IMPLANTS.
Spain's Interior Ministry says they usually give more thorough screenings to people who come to the country from Latin America because of the potential for smuggling.
They were suspicious of the woman's fresh scars and the bloody gauze on her chest, so they sent her to the hospital to be examined.  And doctors found her implants were made of a LOT of concentrated cocaine.  She's been arrested.