Scientists Confirm That We Like Listening to Holiday Songs for a While . . . Then We Start to Hate Them:
Researchers have confirmed what you probably already knew about listening to holiday music.
According to studies by the University of London, there is an upside-down U-shaped relationship between the number of times we hear a holiday song . . . and our enjoyment level.
That means that when we first start hearing holiday songs again, at this time of year, we LIKE it. It brings back memories and gets us excited about Christmas. And the more we hear Christmas music, the MORE excited we get and the more we like it.
But then, our enjoyment level reaches a peak . . . and we've heard enough. After that, our enjoyment level drops off . . . QUICKLY.
Since we hear the music EVERYWHERE we go, it causes us to get bored . . . and then annoyed. And since the holidays are usually a stressful time for people, it causes us to get annoyed even FASTER.
The Average Guy Says His Girl Is a Seven Out of 10 . . . Here Are Six Reasons Why She's Not Perfect:
According to a survey by the Remington hair-care company, the average man thinks his girl is about a seven out of 10 . . . or 67% perfect.
NONE of the guys in the survey said that they had a perfect woman . . . and eight in 10 said they didn't think the perfect woman exists. Here are the six reasons why:
#1.) Women don't like watching sports.
#2.) They clean too much.
#3.) They have bad tempers.
#4.) It takes too long for them to get ready.
#5.) They always have to have the last word.
#6.) They try to change things about the guy . . . like his clothes, diet, and friends.
Stupid Photo of the Day: A Florida State Fan Clearly Put Her Facepaint on Using a Mirror:
On Saturday, the TV cameras at the Florida-Florida State game got a shot of a Florida State fan who clearly put on her facepaint using a mirror.
And we know that because she tried to write "FSU" on her cheeks . . . only she forgot she was doing it in a mirror so the letters came out reversed.
A Woman Tries to Kill Her Boyfriend By Smothering Him With Her 38-Double-D Breasts:
Tim Schmidt of Unna, Germany was having sex with his girlfriend, 33-year-old Franziska Hansen. Franziska is about 126 pounds and has 38-double-D breasts.
As they were having sex, Franziska grabbed Tim's head and shoved it between her breasts. She told him it was a SEX GAME. But Tim says, quote, "I couldn't breathe anymore. I must've turned blue."
He had about 60 pounds on Franziska, so he was able to get free. He asked her what she was doing, and she told him she was trying to KILL HIM but, quote, "I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible."
Tim and Franziska had been together for about four years, but had been going through problems: He'd taken a new job as a lawyer, she moved with him, but couldn't find a job in their new town.
Now she's on trial for attempted murder with a weapon. Yes, in this case, her large breasts count as weapons.
Police Arrested a Man Who Told Kids Santa Wasn't Real:
Last week, a 24-year-old man was at a Christmas parade in Kingston, Ontario, Canada . . . and he was drunk. As a float went down the street with Santa on board, the man shouted at a bunch of kids that SANTA WASN'T REAL.
And someone called the cops. The man was TECHNICALLY arrested for public intoxication and violating his probation . . . but we all know he was REALLY arrested for telling kids Santa isn't real.
A police officer said the man's hair was gelled to, quote, "look like a set of devil horns" and that he's, quote, "pretty despicable [to] tell kids Santa isn't real."