It’s the first and last time in your life you’ll ever have a chance to score like Tiger Woods — because one of the girls he was getting with behind his wife’s back in 2009 is now a prostitute … but only for one week.

Dennis Hof – the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada – has hired Joslyn James (aka Tiger’s mistress #8) at the famous brothel for a week starting December 5th.

He’s marketing the special appearance by saying, “Now you can finally have a piece of Tiger’s tail.” (TMZ)